Dr Kevin Leman says ...
I was at Walmart to buy my dog a large bag of Purina Dog Food… While waiting in the checkout line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog… I'm thinking, what do you think lady… No I have a pet elephant… Since I had nothing better to do than entertain myself, on impulse, I told her I didn't have a dog but I was again starting the Purina Diet. I then quickly added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time I did this diet.I lost 27 pounds but awoke in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of my nose and mouth and an IV in my arm... Everyone in line at the store was thoroughly enthralled in my story by this point… I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is so simple… Load your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two whenever you are hungry.The food is nutritionally balanced and it worked so well I thought I tried again. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her "no", I stopped to have a pee at a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind me in line was going to blow a gasket he was laughing so hard…
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